While playing with his Magnetix this morning, #2 put his creation into my face and said:
"Oh, look, Mom! It farted on you!"
I replied, with my most patient Mommy smile, "Gee, thanks."
A few moments later....
"Mommy, it's doing a "micro-fart"!
"Really, what exactly is a micro-fart?"
"Well, it has a "micro" and then you put in some "fartness"! phfft, phfft!"
The most humorous comment had to be:
"Oh, no! here comes the "power-POOP!"
Oh, the imagination of a 5-year-old! Is this where the obsession with regularity begins?