Thursday, January 22, 2009

Excuse My Potty Mouth

While playing with his Magnetix this morning, #2 put his creation into my face and said:

"Oh, look, Mom! It farted on you!"

I replied, with my most patient Mommy smile, "Gee, thanks."

A few moments later....

"Mommy, it's doing a "micro-fart"!

"Really, what exactly is a micro-fart?"

"Well, it has a "micro" and then you put in some "fartness"! phfft, phfft!"
The most humorous comment had to be:
"Oh, no! here comes the "power-POOP!"
Oh, the imagination of a 5-year-old! Is this where the obsession with regularity begins?


b. said...

Yup...right about the time they go to school and fraternize with all those potty mouthed children.

b. said...

ps. it only goes downhill from here.

Sparcam said...

oh, great! Something ELSE to look forward to!

Jen said...

Yup, I'll never quite understand the fascination with all things toilet-related by members of the opposite sex.