Thursday, January 22, 2009

Excuse My Potty Mouth


While playing with his Magnetix this morning, #2 put his creation into my face and said:


"Oh, look, Mom! It farted on you!"


I replied, with my most patient Mommy smile, "Gee, thanks."



A few moments later....


"Mommy, it's doing a "micro-fart"!


"Really, what exactly is a micro-fart?"


"Well, it has a "micro" and then you put in some "fartness"! phfft, phfft!"
The most humorous comment had to be:
"Oh, no! here comes the "power-POOP!"
Oh, the imagination of a 5-year-old! Is this where the obsession with regularity begins?


4 comments:

b. said...

Yup...right about the time they go to school and fraternize with all those potty mouthed children.

b. said...

ps. it only goes downhill from here.

Suzanne C said...

oh, great! Something ELSE to look forward to!

Jen said...

Yup, I'll never quite understand the fascination with all things toilet-related by members of the opposite sex.